The Weakest Week

My crap week in 30 seconds. 1.Failed to get a promotion after crap interview. 2.Had people who are clearly idiots look down their nose at me whilst I served them ice cream. 3.Had mustard put up my noseby my best friend. 4. Ruined shirt by sleeping nose to sleeve (i.e. mustard) 5. Turned up for work an hour early. 6. Blamed for tills mistake (I wasnt in at the time.) 7. Found out I'm working the next Man Utd game (worked every game this season)